Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
The only person you owed any apologies to was yourself, woman.
It’s a-lot-a-bit your own fault for sitting down and shutting up for so long though. Going to such extreme lengths to be nice isn’t worth years, so cut it out. Get a little fiesty. It’s okay. It’s time to say what you mean and mean what you say, and no, don’t hold it in any longer.
Just try not to shout.
My sex drive died. I’m not sure what happened to her but she’s totally checked out. It’s so great though! Seriously! It’s like being a kid again. Why don’t we promote this!? WHY IS EVERYONE STILL DOING IT!? GOML (Get on my level, duh)
People like different things. Who cares?
I’ve always been strange looking. Maybe a little ugly, but I think mostly just strange. And, this used to be what triggered a lot of issues (reactions to insecurities) in my life. But recently I’ve come to love this strangeness about myself, enough to recognize it as beauty. The rapid evolution of our perspectives that occurs in our heads in our early twenties is scary and empowering all at once. I imagine if I were a baby bird, this must be what it feels like to jump out of that nest for the very first time. Your confidence must consume you.
“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene
Sean “P. Diddy” Combs seeing a $1 dollar bill for the first time in his life.
(Source: bibleteens)
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Crying laughing because this is possibly the dumbest thing ever. Thought I was recognizing patterns in my cats tail movement this morning. I was wrong.
I’ve become one of those people who only posts complimentary close ups of themselves as a profile picture over and over with little vari-whhhho cares.
dicksforgirls:
Happy Easter!
THIS is girl porn. #youredoingitrighttumblr #goodjob
Needs more hair tho. Hairy guys all the way.
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Hemingway (via cicconeyouthh)
Fuck you Hemmingway. That’s possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever read.